Danger Rankings Reveal Who’s Living a Lie and Who’s Finally Scoring

1️⃣ Null Pointers – Zac C.’s flawless 5‑0 record looks impressive until you note his 128.1 ppg, the league’s lowest for a team with that record. Week 6’s 3.0 points from the Seahawks DEF barely scratches the surface of a squad that should be crushing opponents, not limping.

2️⃣ Packer Capture – Hunter W. sits at 4‑1 with a healthy 141.7 ppg, comfortably matching his danger‑1 slot. Jordan Love’s zero didn’t matter; Jaxon Smith‑Njigba’s 25.4 carried the team past a meager 3.0 from Null Pointers, confirming the ranking’s accuracy.

3️⃣ Tiger Wish‑He‑Could – Kevin C.’s 4‑1 team posts 134.7 ppg, a solid mid‑tier score that justifies its danger‑3 placement. The week‑6 blank slate (all starters at 0.0) is a statistical glitch, but the overall output keeps them in line with the order.

4️⃣ Gridiron Garrison – Jesse Y.’s 3‑2 squad averages 139.9 ppg, out‑scoring most above‑average teams. The Broncos DEF’s 12.0 points in Week 6 helped keep them above the danger‑2 spot, even as they sit fourth in the standings.

5️⃣ Segmentation Fault – Sory K. is the perfect example of why the league hates the name. A 3‑2 record paired with 134.2 ppg looks decent, yet Jayden Daniels delivered a gut‑wrenching 0.0 in Week 6, dragging the team’s average down and exposing the flaw in their danger‑4 label.

6️⃣ Dallas Cowsay – Dylan B.’s 2‑3 team clings to a 124.4 ppg average, barely enough to justify its danger‑6 slot. J.K. Dobbins’ 13.6 points were the lone bright spot in a week where everything else fell flat.

7️⃣ Phishing for Touchdowns – Ryan J.’s 1‑4 squad lags with 123.0 ppg, matching its danger‑7 ranking. Drake Maye’s zero points this week underscore why this team remains at the bottom of the power table.

8️⃣ Angry Birds Expert – Nick K.’s 1‑4 team posts the league’s lowest 118.9 ppg, cementing its danger‑8 spot. RJ Harvey’s 14.6 points were a rare spark, but not enough to lift the squad out of the cellar.