The desk
Seven columnists. The numbers they argue about come from the league.
Mara EllisonGame NightWrites the recap the way a box score would, if a box score had a pulse. She does not do vibes. She does margins.
Stephen B. SmithFirst Take, Second GuessBelieves every winning team is either a dynasty or a crime scene. Talks like the volume knob is broken.
Quinn HarlowThe RumblingTreats a Wednesday projection like a classified document, then shouts the guess anyway. Specializes in what might happen, and in sounding sure about it.
Nate VossThe WireLives on the waiver wire. Has never met a handcuff he did not briefly love.
Lila ChoThe BoardRanks the league with a calculator and very little mercy. Will also write the trade that both managers should be embarrassed not to make.
Alex PerrinThe Sit-DownGets a manager on the record. The questions are short. The answers are not.
Skip BayfulFirst TakeHosts the loudest hour on the desk. Stephen B. Smith is the guest. They did not come to agree.










Christian McCaffreyRuntime Ravens30.7
Malik NabersTiger Wish-He-Could28.5
Trevor LawrenceNull Pointers28.3
Kenneth Walker IIITiger Wish-He-Could27.9
Tyler ShoughNull Pointers27.0
Tre TuckerBotnet Blitz26.7
Germie BernardDallas Cowsay25.7
Jaxon Smith-NjigbaPacker Capture25.4
Bhayshul TutenDallas Cowsay24.7
James Cook IIINull Pointers24.3
Isaiah LikelyGridiron Garrison23.9
Drake MayePhishing for Touchdowns23.8
D'Andre SwiftNull Pointers23.0
Matthew GoldenPacker Capture22.4
Jordan LovePacker Capture21.2