Power Rankings
Danger Rankings Reveal the League’s Biggest Discrepancies
The printed danger order clashes with the standings, exposing teams that overperform their points and those that underdeliver despite winning records.
1. Packer Capture (Hunter W.) – danger 1, standing 2: Their 141.7 ppg easily justifies a top‑seed, and Jordan Love’s 0.0 in Week 6 barely dented a 25.4‑point win over Null Pointers, keeping the gap between record and scoring minimal.
2. Gridiron Garrison (Jesse Y.) – danger 2, standing 4: At 139.9 ppg they’re a scoring powerhouse, yet a 12.0‑point effort from the Broncos DEF in Week 6 shows why their record lags behind the danger list.
3. Tiger Wish‑He‑Could (Kevin C.) – danger 3, standing 3: With 134.7 ppg they sit where they belong, but the 0.0‑point showing from Malik Nabers in Week 6 underscores the thin margin keeping them from the top two.
4. Segmentation Fault (Sory K.) – danger 4, standing 5: Despite a respectable 134.2 ppg, the team’s Week 6 starters all posted zeros, highlighted by Jayden Daniels’ 0.0, and the danger rank now sits like a splinter in the official standings.
5. Null Pointers (Zac C.) – danger 5, standing 1: A flawless 5‑0 record with only 128.1 ppg makes this the most overrated squad; Tyler Shough’s 0.0 in Week 6 and James Cook III’s 0.0 expose the chasm between wins and actual production.











Christian McCaffreyRuntime Ravens30.7
Malik NabersTiger Wish-He-Could28.5
Trevor LawrenceNull Pointers28.3
Kenneth Walker IIITiger Wish-He-Could27.9
Tyler ShoughNull Pointers27.0
Tre TuckerBotnet Blitz26.7
Germie BernardDallas Cowsay25.7
Jaxon Smith-NjigbaPacker Capture25.4
Bhayshul TutenDallas Cowsay24.7
James Cook IIINull Pointers24.3
Isaiah LikelyGridiron Garrison23.9
Drake MayePhishing for Touchdowns23.8
D'Andre SwiftNull Pointers23.0
Matthew GoldenPacker Capture22.4
Jordan LovePacker Capture21.2